I’m genuinely sad for you.

not only did you waste your time reading through my comment history, you also thought that your weak attempt at wit would somehow inflame or irritate.

it’s clear you didn’t learn anything about me because if you had, you would have known that I need to care about your opinion for it to matter to me.

At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.