I’m nowhere near as smart as I was when I was 15. This thing with mispronouncing words and getting sentences wrong happens to me all the time now and I find it so much easier to communicate via text than actually speaking. Most of the time I feel like I don’t know what’s going on and I actually thought today was Wednesday! Hooray for ageing! I miss teenage me.


I tried to order a pineapple pizza at mcdonald’s once to help me get over my shyness.
As an adopted Italian I am authorized to curse you with never again finding crispy lettuce inside your hamburger for the crime of trying to order pineapple pizza.