I think if I saw a butthole yawn my butthole would yawn. Idk about farding tho

I had to fart after reading this post so maybe

You know what… probably

are you asking me if I would yawn if I saw a butthole farting?

The archeological record shows several instances of Earth’s orbit being diverted by mass near-simultaneous farts, leading to devastating worldwide changes to the climate. The relative stability of the Holocene was only to begin when our distant ancestors started to wear garments that hid their butts - but now promising research says that a “controlled mass fart” of sufficient magnitude could be just what is needed in the 21st century.

emphasis on pathetic