(TikTok screencap)
Bullets are actually polycrystalline
Some people claim they can be used in crosswalks to ward off collisions:

It’s a pedestrian support brick.
It’s super effective! Against emotional support vehicles (ESVs)
Also against supportive union vehicle (SUV)
You laugh but a house made of these will protect against wolves
I smell bacon
Doesn’t matter, you can’t get to it

I don’t know why, but I love the idea of mundane magic.
“Here, take this talisman.”
“This a brick.”
“It’s a composite talisman, made from the earth, containing countless microscopic crystals working in harmony and bound together with a purpose. Hold it like this. Now repeat the incantation I taught you and deliver the spell.”
“Fuck you, Kevin, you cheating whore!” [Sound of glass shattering]
“Now run! We don’t want to catch any counterspells.”
“Wow, that was really effective. What if we had added a fire element.”
“Now you’re thinking like a witch!”
i need to get myself a harmony rock come to think of it.
To that dude in the pic:






