Ahahah!

No, no… you can’t read that well, can you?

Try again buddy, go … slower this time, understand how qualified statements work, and keep in mind the entire context of what I said.

You’ve concluded that I said a whole bunch of things that I did not say.

Apparently I’ve triggered you quite seriously… I wasn’t intending to, but uh… yeah, try again, try to read the words that I actually said.