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Secret Panel

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“God damn, I really do work in mysterious ways, don’t I?”

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4 Panel Comic

1: [God stands in a room, his hand on a door just closed. The room is small, there is a door on the left, and a window on the right. The walls are green, the carpet is purple. A guy stands on the left watching God.]

When God closes a door…

2: [God moves to the right, and raises the window pane up, opening it. The guy, now on the left stands confused]

…He opens a window.

3: [The man is shocked and scared as bees swarm in through the window. God just watches smugly.]

Guy: Bees?!?!

4: [Close up of God’s smug face]

God: Bees

Footer: This comic made possible thanks to Lalit Varadpande mrlovenstein.com

Secret Panel: [Black and white panel. Close up of God’s face wearing a benevolent smile.]

God: Peace bee with you

Guy (off camera): They’re… kissing me?

  • palordrolap@fedia.io
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    2 days ago

    I was going to say “at least it’s not wasps”, but then, the wasps would survive and be able to sting over and over, and the bees would each likely die horribly after their first attempt. If I’m going to die by being stung by a swarm of something, maybe I wouldn’t want the deaths of hundreds of bees on my conscience.

    On the other hand, the secret panel would likely involve something less nice if it had been wasps.