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Secret Panel

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“God damn, I really do work in mysterious ways, don’t I?”

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4 Panel Comic

1: [God stands in a room, his hand on a door just closed. The room is small, there is a door on the left, and a window on the right. The walls are green, the carpet is purple. A guy stands on the left watching God.]

When God closes a door…

2: [God moves to the right, and raises the window pane up, opening it. The guy, now on the left stands confused]

…He opens a window.

3: [The man is shocked and scared as bees swarm in through the window. God just watches smugly.]

Guy: Bees?!?!

4: [Close up of God’s smug face]

God: Bees

Footer: This comic made possible thanks to Lalit Varadpande mrlovenstein.com

Secret Panel: [Black and white panel. Close up of God’s face wearing a benevolent smile.]

God: Peace bee with you

Guy (off camera): They’re… kissing me?

  • PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de
    4·
    1 day ago

    I love bees. Most kinds rarely sting you if ever. Most wasp types are chill to. It’s mostly the Vespa and Vespula genus that has the assholes in it. If the torso gets wide immediately right after the slender waist, that’s how you know you most likely got an asshole on your hands.

    • LowtierComputer@lemmy.world
      2·
      18 hours ago

      My sister’s old cat could not control himself not to smack and hold wasps in his mouth. He got stung every freakin’ time. Never learned. The wasps only ever stung any of us once, when someone opened the door and a wasp flew in their mouth.