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    When i was a wee little crusty teenager i was in detention and my phone got taken away but thankfully i had an old samsung which had like android 2 originally installed with some goofy ass rom that ported 7 onto it which was im pretty sure the newest at that point and i used it to wank. It had like a 2 inch screen but all i needed is something suggesting that there was something slightly suggestive on the screen. If i hadnt done this i would have probably burst with cum or something cause i was one crusty ass teenager.

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      i was in detention

      Your detention was not at all like our detention. Was it not supervised? Or public? Or in a group? Were you shut in a cupboard? Was this really detention or

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        It was europe so basically the school suggested id be grounded to my parents. Theres no american style detention there.

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          Omg I would advise please just say you were grounded (because of trouble at school) then!

          Using the word “detention”, as commonly understood, turns it from a normal story we can all relate to… into a fucking wild pretty gross claim by a super cringe boundless pervert, which I don’t think was your intent!?

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            Wat, is it? I mean i guess american detention would mean i yanked it in school which is kinda insane so yeah. Tho i know someone who did it in class, hes fucking unhinged and should be quarantined 💀