“This isn’t a drink for some woke liberal blue-haired nerd!”

It almost feels like negging. They’re somehow trying to appeal to the non-nerd by playing up fake nerd cred? I don’t know. It’s entirely too confusing.

It’s like an AP Honors US History book

Tell me you don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about without telling me you don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about.