Just a few more billions guys, real close now! Maybe a few dozen more after that, but it’s really getting there!
Oh, look a squirrel!

Didn’t Kennedy say that we didn’t really need those anyway?

There’s many new jobs opening in the AI sector, pedalling on dynamo bikes.

which means it has the potential to harm human reproductive function, fertility

Oh, that’s fine, we mostly give those to children, and those don’t reproduce yet. So it’s not a problem.

Had me worried for a second.

Their fucking calculator can’t even calculate. Big fucking whoop.

And people keep shovelling money in their bottomless maw. The world is mad.

Windows never was a reference of clean programming, but it seems to me that the UI bugs in 11 are much worse than in previous versions. Which suggests that many other invisible bugs are present in the core system.

Disclaimer: I don’t use windows much, so I might be wrong.

Neo-it.

But then won’t your rack look a bit empty?

Escargone. Whoops, already done below.

Quatre quarts. Or “four quarters”.

1080 will look a bit small on my screen, but if that’s what I have to put up with…

That’s when I build my current machine. Looks like upgrading is off the menu. Again.

Hyundai is a member, of course.

Here’s 'totally regular balls, nothing to see here" now.

I meant without dedicated circuits, obviously. Can’t it be parallelised? Many cpus have a lot of relatively idle cores at a given time…

I remember that my 486 had trouble with mp3 files, but soon enough, I got a new machine with many more spare cycles.

Can’t current CPUs decode it in real time?

Ah but there are also a lot of minor features in Windows 11 that aren’t really looking too good.

What they invented was positional numbers, like one digit for hundreds, one for tens, one for units. Of course you need a notation for zero for this to work, so it’s not as obvious as it seems (see roman numbers for another well known system).

Probably just your tuner that’s unplugged. Feel around for any loose wires.

Well, what if one of them has a knife or even a gun? Did you think of that?