Starbucks is adding gay semen to their coffee.

In the 70s predators could be found slithering their way with dubious credentials into teaching positions at high schools, now they just steam on Twitch.

What if… Arkham Asylum is a private for-profit prison owned by Wayne Enterprises through the shell company.

The villain “escape” - beat up - reimprison cycle is Batman creating his own multi-billion supply and demand industry inside Gotham.

But have you considered referring to it as, “thy kingdom”?

As long as you’re not posting FSM because FSM IS a diety.

For like a month last year I saw a bunch of them around my city, contemplated making some Nazi stickers to slap on them.

This year, nothing. I assume none of them made it through the winter. But I wouldn’t even consider Nazi stickers now because apparently that shit is suddenly just normal.

Jesus congrats on making it even worse

I just assume when we talk about shooting someone out of a cannon it’s this