Legalistic fuckery aside:

That’s reasonable, but it’s a red herring. Many states enable midwives to perform abortion care.

As a reminder, Tesla is “direct to consumer” and the “dealership” is corporate owned!

So when the party of conspiracy theorists claims conspiracy against them, you can rest assured it’s a conspiracy by them.

But that’s what they’d say if the the tables were turned, so fuck 'em and their shit. I hope the insurance adjuster finds a way out and leaves them holding the bag.