Meh, but bored. Got no plans tonight. How are you?
Mid 30s man from the good ol UK. Sarcastic teddy bear and kinky as all fuck
Meh, but bored. Got no plans tonight. How are you?
I think we can all agree on that one ✊


Can’t beat a magic wand 👌 You didn’t look like you finished though?


Holy fuck, look at those thighs 🤤
Well, there’s always one way to shut you up 🤷🏻♂️
That was cracking 👌


It’s all fun and games until youre pulling a pube form between your teeth


But, why would you want a downward facing hook?


It’s already on your taste buds, no point spitting it out 🤷🏻♂️


Need more details.
Does my rod turn golden?
Do I get a golden rod?
Do I get a golden rod?


The real world is whole lot different to the one the Internet portrays. The internet is full of trolls, haters, cynical and depressed people who just want to shit on anything they can.


Yeah but all that really matters is if he likes you back, then take it from there. Fuck the rest
Got em