Battery wouldn’t be worth all that much, either, really.

Man. I’m total opposite. They kind of sucked.

There’s still good ones. You just have to look hard and ask around. I wouldn’t recommend it on smaller phones, but there’s a port called “Dungeon Clawler” that’s a blast. Then a great and super hard free game called “Shattered Pixel Dungeon”. Another called “Earn to Die”. “Merge Maestro” is also a lot of fun.

I pay cash for my cars.

White, black, or Asian?

Cause she’d need two more tits to equal one of Elvira’s.

Don’t be too serious. I mean, could you imagine filling out all the employment and tax forms for like 200,000 jobs? Lol

Bank teller: Sir, none of these checks have the same last name, and none of them are yours. I’ve called the fraud department.

BMW will dry their tears with the money you already gave them.

Damn. I always thought it was 22 skidoo.

Their design rules? That’s funny, because their design rules from season one and the last 30+ years is that white people are yellow, and black and Indian people are brown.

That’s their “rules”.

The simpsons is almost 40 years old. You’re picturing some world of inclusivity.

It was a show with a lot of stereotypes. It was never made to make everyone the same. It made fun of things. It ruffled some feathers. It’s also why everyone LOVED the first 8 or so seasons. After that they started to get more vanilla.

I know a lot of nurses and I’ve been an EMT for getting close to 20 years.

The self assessment was “I can breathe. I can walk. I can not afford a $30,000 helicopter ride”

That’s like arguing a house costs $1500 because that’s what my yearly insurance is.

You’re almost definitely not going to need to get that helicopter ride.

Lol. Reminds me of Moses wondering the desert for 40 years to go like 400 miles.

You must be fun at parties.

Here you go. This guy puts out quite a bunch of pretty good vids. He voices his shit so well that people kept thinking it was all AI generated shit, so several months ago he started showing himself speaking at the beginning of all of them to prove he’s a person.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEiOV6JL2bg

Looks like android authority watched “the infographics show” on YouTube yesterday.

*Edit: video I’m referencing- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEiOV6JL2bg

So far what they’ve done sounds like they’re trying to be somewhat reasonable. They bought a bunch of acreage as a sound buffer zone and they offered to buy people’s houses at a price we don’t have information on. We don’t really know how unreasonable they’re going to be.

You hear that, everyone!? There’s now enough Lemmy users to actually harass a person!