Yes, but if we make them monitor everybody, then we can increase the signal to noise ratio so much that they can’t catch anybody.

In another lifetime it would be talking about trains.

What the hell did you do, throw it into traffic?

Paintball guns are a tool for good.

I remember what people made videos for fun. Good times.

Dude you gotta peel it first.

Where else am I gonna get my daily recommended dose of Vitamin P?

He needs to step up his facial hair game. That goatee shames his ancestors.

I was going to say just look out the window and see if the lights in the neighborhood are on, but then I remembered that sometimes blackouts happened during the day. I would feel stupid if 99% of blackouts near me happened in the evening or night.

Are they sure he was hiding in there? Maybe he just went in there to eat in private and just so happened to get wheeled on board the plane. I could see him stuffing himself inside one of those things just so we can nosh on some shrimp away from all the judgy eyes.

So Army or Marines?

You gotta give the camera the bug eyes. Go full-on Kash Patel of you can.

That’s like Stephen Miller any time he has to fake normal human conversation.

They said cake; they did not specify good cake.

If they could kick in your door and take away your DVDs, they would. Fuck em, pirate away.

Oh your job has to let you take time off - they do not, however, have to pay you. You have to use PTO (paid time off, aka sick & vacation days) if you want pay for the days you’re off doing just duty. Because America is a capitalist hell.

The eggs and beans dude, obviously.

Practically speaking it would be better to eat it before going in so that you’re digestive system can do its thing. That means to to 24 hours in advance. So like dinner and breakfast before heading in should prime the system nicely.

Archaic example.

Truth: during the middle ages doctors believed that disease was caused by miasma, or “bad air,” and that by breathing it in could cause illness.

Fact: Disease was caused by microorganisms, which spread by vectors such as insect bites, coughing and sneezing, and contaminated drinking water, among others.