So that means meat will be cheaper domestically, right?

RIGHT?

Government: Runs into crowd of friends while winging haymakers.

Friends: JFC what the hell dude!?

Government: Fuck you, now give me your house. … … … Can you spot me $50 until payday?

Some holes are bigger than others.

Funny house suddenly Teslas have become more valuable as an insurance payout then they are as a car.

Hey Putin, wanna hear a funny story?

I can’t wait for Trump to come up with the brilliant, never before thought of “just print more money.”