I’m stuck at work by that time, power to ya!
I’m stuck at work by that time, power to ya!



Also, due to selective breeding, modern meat chickens are like 4 times the size of a 1960’s chicken.


Second paragraph:
Ukraine’s escalating drone strikes across Russian-occupied parts of the country have disrupted military logistics and fuel supplies, prompting authorities last month to introduce fuel rationing in Crimea.
Later:
“We will create conditions that will make it extremely difficult for any military personnel or those working in the defence industry to remain in Crimea, in the temporarily occupied territories, or use the access routes to them.”


Great question! I think you are much better off asking this on Reddit’s r/askhistorians for actual researched answers, you’re only going to really get one take on here: AI bad.
True, being absolutely zooted at 4 pm on a Wednesday is for winners!


“You can’t please all of the people all of the time, and last night, those people were at my show”


I get a surprising amount of mileage out of “But who was flickering the lights?” And “Nosferatu!”




After informing this lady I know her grandpa was a CIA plant and deserved to be shot for protesting:



I don’t remember you, another old man naively bitching about lawyers as a profession doesn’t really register, sorry
Make a joke about your wife next, I’m sure it’ll be original!


Brb changing my VPN to become a Masshole


“This is my lived experience”
“O yeah? I read online somewhere that’s statistically unlikely, checkmate flat earther!” 🤡
If your friends are wonderful people and they love you, you have to trust their judgement!


Ernie, you handsome fool, why read when you can argue?
I’m talking about basing an economy off of one export and then starting a war with the dudes who have all the boats and manufacturing!


“This sounds wrong so it must be a bad study, I won’t even bother checking” :(
Same isle as the blinker fluid and the breastplate stretcher