His mom claims this led to “…; past and future love of enjoyment and pleasure of living.”

So the mom is suing Chaturbate, et al., because she thinks they’re going to cause her son to enjoy life in the future? Is that the mental gymnastics going on here?

Don’t give them any ideas.

You’re right; I forget insurance is for the poor.

I feel like “mass-produced” is doing a lot of heavy lifting here. Also, insurance is going to be insane.

Definitely funny!

Aside from Pussy Galore, another favorite inappropriate Bond moment I enjoy is from The Man with the Golden Gun. Bond approaches an Asian woman skinny dipping in a pool and asks her for her name.

She responds: “Chew Mee”

Bond: “Really!?..”

I’d love to have a 13-month calendar.