Andrew Shultz. Very insightful and culturally savvy comedian.

The rules on the Fediverse are different I thought? No?

Mr. Satans Methpipe sir, with all due devil respect, but you have no idea what I’m doing with these points in the metaverse, where they mean a lot. But thanks for the devilish concern.

Looks like I forgot the /s but yeah, there’s some really shitty stuff on the metaverse but I believe it’s got a future once some things are sorted out. Like the Fediverse.

Hey fuck you man. Alright? Let us have our shitty things without the guilt. /s

Edit: added “/s” at 15 downvotes. Let’s see if we can turn these numbers around. /s

And hiring the most pathetic ass kissers he can find. Quite impressive actually.

Fuck dem kids, right Florida? Those little fingers are great for picking fruit. /s

Fuck dem kids, right Florida? Those little fingers are great for picking fruit. /s

Harambe fan?

The people with access to their private data includes 23 and everyone else.

Black servants bro. The friendly variety. You gonna tell us you didn’t have a few?

That should be enough for the Tesla stocks to rebound. A few more “black servants” references and we should be good.