Oh, thank you for outing yourself — it’s good to know who the cultists are.

By the way, when I say “silver spoon cultists” — you are exactly what I mean.

Robert A. Heinlein was good friends with L Ron Hubbard — you may want to rethink your assertion that Musk is ‘stealing’ the word. Pretty sure that ship sailed long before Musk.

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Once they get a taste for blood, they never stop.

Prequel to the critically acclaimed ‘Hobo with a Shotgun’ we present to you: ‘Dog with a Shotgun’.

I am living proof, actually, I’ve struggled with insomnia from a young age and can absolutely corroborate that days after nights where I rested with my eyes closed were considerably better than days where I did something to occupy the time (like reading, as an example).

But boy is it fucking boring.

Why would I ever do that? Ever?

Again, I don’t have much to add — but god damnit I try to go to bed early and end up staying awake staring at the ceiling all night anyway.

I could probably get more sunlight but this is a post on how to be less sleepy, not more sleepy.

My Conservative coworker after being questioned about what Israel is doing: “I love Israel, and I love what they’re doing!”.

We’ve allowed some genuine fucking demons to gestate in Israel (and the U.S. apparently) and it makes me sick thinking of how unaware I was about them just 3 years ago.

Pretty sure he’s the bad guy, I think if you’re going for a broader interpretation then it’s more accurate to say that God is also the bad guy.

So Satan is pretty famous for saying what he thinks, you a big fan of Satan?

Dude, Trump quite literally described metal letters on the wall as “Entirely Bronze, carved, and entirely Brass” in the same fucking sentence.

No this is not just his weird way of talking, he’s an addled old man that should have died 10 years ago.

I don’t think anyone just uses one device anymore, pretty sure there are workarounds.

Hey so, this might seem pretty extreme but um…

People who even attempt to steal sunlight should die. I don’t care how, they should just be dead.

In India?

That seems like not such a good choice depending on where you live.

Edit: I know it’s a joke, but seriously it seems like every time I hear about Uttar Pradesh it’s… bad.

But if it’s illegal that must mean it’s bad?

Ok now that we established that I have to go mindlessly coagulate in front of my 60th re-run of NCIS.

Sounds like your average .mler

Sounds a lot like they got away with it. I’m not saying what they did is right, I just think it sounds like the perfect kind of lawyer for the federal admin of today.

Did OJ not get away with it?