KnilAdlez [none/use name]

Listen folks, the gods are bad people. Everyone’s saying it. They say Trump you have to do something about the pantheon and I say I don’t know it didn’t go so well Caligula but they insist. They say you’re the only one who can do it only you and some very smart people; very smart people said ‘oh attack mars, oh attack Jupiter’ I said look, let’s just go after Fortuna. No army, just keep Her from giving us bad luck. Stop Her from bestowing misfortune and there won’t be any more trouble from any diety. We’ll have good luck and not just on the battle field, good luck for the American people. Good luck for every sing- imagine it, everything will go well, you’ll find money in your pockets really it’s almost like welfare but the Gods are paying for it, and not the taxes.

Jack offer? I barely know 'er!

That’s not true. Peter Theil also trusts that dumbass for some reason.

I know it’s a tired joke, but I would have to look on the bright side. In a past life I was also the guy who killed Hitler.

Being seen after a lifetime of being ignored can be like a glass of water in the desert