The locals call it “two pricks kissing”

I miss when Paris Hilton was the most annoying thing on TV

In the future we’ll all be renting terminals while all processing is done on their hardware

Nice thanks :)

Uhhh yeah, that’s why you hook your fingers.

Issue numbers?

What a fat sweaty loser. Like seriously, why is he so sweaty in this video?

That makes the game disappointing?

Spider-Man 2 was disappointing?

If this works, is it not precedent to make the same complaint every time I see a cross?

…until people make it an issue by speeding up and cutting people off, causing it to bottleneck

Depends. If there’s lots of traffic, yes. If it’s sparse enough that you can merge without slowing people down too much, just do it early.

“Whatever you’re eating, gimme some”

It’s happened twice now! The 90s were relatively zombie-free

If you have an attic, pop it open and stick a deck of cards in there. Hot air rises, so it should help.

I only just heard this recently and tried it today. 🤷‍♂️

I don’t know how to report this kind of thing, but the Xbox app updated today too and now it’s stuck zoomed in like 20%

“Trump, you ain’t nothin’ but a buster”

I suppose I should clarify that I’m not in IT, I live stream sports

I have the opposite problem. I don’t care how other people set up their workflow, but I get criticized for not using the defaults while performing better. 🙄

We’re going to finally beat circumcision just in time for this