I decided to join in on the trend of adding a bunch of fake job listings and OMG! The results are HILARIOUS We get so many applications and tbh, we don’t even look at 99% of them (you can thank DeepQuantumDiffusionLLM for filtering them out!). The ones who make it through are a real hoot though! Always talking about “PhD” this and “masters degree” that. I’ve even made a game out of seeing how quickly I can reject a candidate when I’m doing interviews. The kids call it speedrunning. My current fastest time is 2 seconds after they didn’t make proper eye contact with me during our handshake. I can’t believe I didn’t try this sooner!

starfruit because you can make a lot of money from them in stardew valley