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1 day agoThat doesn’t help because I don’t have an internet connection. The whole reason I need it to run on-device is because half the time I’m using my phone, it has no internet connection.
Poutine [he/him, comrade/them]
In French, Putin is called “Poutine” because otherwise his name is a swear word. Poutine happens to also be a regional food from Québec comprised of french fries, gravy, and cheese curds. This is very funny.
I have level 2 autism. I will not understand most of your emoji meanings, or subtle tone use. When in doubt, a tone marker goes a long way.
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That will not help me when I’m not at home.
Home Assistant for Android requires that you have access to a Home Assistant instance.
Unfortunately this appears to be a non-starter. Is there really nothing that runs as a standalone app 100% offline?
The first one on the list is the one I mentioned that could only tell the time and weather. The ones that actually look useful all have mentions of pricing and “credits” on their websites, implying they require an internet connection and account. (I do not have a data plan)
This is clear cause and effect. How could they not see it coming?