Now try the capicola.
Now try the capicola.


If you want to make a clock, you must first invent the universe.


Positively drowning in 'tang these days.
It was a trap. But then they forgot to spring it.


Not The Onion?
A record scratch moment if I ever saw one.


They work their hands to the bone tanking an economy. All so the military becomes the attractive option… and young folks still won’t join up in droves.
This generation has no respect. ;p


Optical media? Maybe not.
Custom flash drives? That would be gravy.


What A24 movie is he speedrunning?
First question they probably asked when they got the pitch: “Any of you know what a Venn diagram is? No? Cool. Don’t worry about it.”


Wasn’t there an entire AI faction?


Socialism is an economic term. Communism is a political term.


I’d have to give up 13 copies of Vagrant Story.
Straights don’t score in June.


Smart.
Don’t Look Outside.
It learns more in an RPG direction, but the story is fun and the pixel art is phenominal.