Least I could do.

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Definitely either 88 or 98. Large, very visible, no bullshit. I prefer 98, but would also be perfectly happy with 88. The reason I like 98 better than 88 is because 98, while not as high of contrast, is closer to if it’s physically there, with shadows and stuff, and therefore visually faster recognizable as a scroll bar, it’s more intuitive.

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The amount of bikes I see blasting through fully red lights is near 100%

Ur mom’s butt

Literal drug dealer strategy

Do you feel like a frog in water that keeps slowly getting hotter? It’s uncomfortable, you know it’s getting worse, but there really isn’t much to do, a lot of people yelling about it, things feel bad, your hands are tied, this isn’t how it’s supposed to be, i want something else, why the fuck is this happening?

Or do you just feel like your life is fine and will be fine and other people are bringing you down?

Nazi

I wish I had in my mouth

Who gives a shit. What food you get from there depends more on the locals’ existing culinary preferences, anyway.

Once was in a very white boomer town with a Chinese food place. It was like buttered rice and soy sauce and ketchup and chicken and peas. I couldn’t believe how popular they were or that they’d been in business for years.

I heard somewhere recently that the length of a USD One Dollar bill is the average human penis length

Hold up. This is in SEATTLE?! How did they even get the car to the track? This is like getting a car onto a subway track.

Edit: ahhh. In other pictures, it’s down south where the track gets to ground level. Also, utah plates.

What even is global warming, anyway

Well duh. You can’t gamify what’s needed in an app. It’s neurodivergence, not stupidity.

I have thoroughly confused many algorithms over the years. They still don’t understand. Hell, sometimes, even I don’t understand. I’m constantly finding new surprises. Like one time I was just chatting with a friend and she somehow figured out before I had any idea then she started bullying me and I basically for two years but now I’m not I swear

I don’t entirely agree with you, but I laugh with you and applaud your humor and can’t disagree with you.

Yeah that’ll teach em

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