Looks like V and Judy are about to burst through the door asking what he did with Evelyn

Thinking quickly Dave assembles a drone out of a bomb, some tape and a duck

I think that would just the the Gossamer Condor

I’ve met good and bad MLs over the years. Whatever material circumstances make people toxic does not appear to be inherent to the ideology. While there are a lot of toxic influencers who brand themselves as ML it’s important to remember that the feds have an army of Mormons banning leftists daily, yet these people have millions of followers.

Wait a minute…

• Born around the same time
• Son of a woodworker
• Spoke out against the state
• Sparked a revolution that was put down by the Romans
• Marx hated him

… Proudhon is jesus?

I sure hope you’re not the person I gave a chili recipe to yesterday

Mouse poops in my cereal west of the Mississippi

OwO is for me?

50% dies 6 weeks later

Mine must be bugged – it blows out my speakers with a trap remix of Union “Dixie”.

Me: shows up to a badmitton tournament with one of those toe socks from the 90s

Me: “Haha, I have the worst mittens.”

Sees my opponent brought a terrible fly swatter and a Christmas tree topper

Me: “Oh shit…”