A pocketful of baked beans to munch on.

That’s the length of the average bmw driver’s dick.

Canadians are the America’s punchlines.

Oh great this is how you teach people that communism is good.

Big ass thermos or a water bath but you’re holding butter and eggs at a dangerous temperature for long periods of time so I never eat hollandaise at restaurants.

What kind of weak ass pizza is that?

Crypto is the worse it has no place in this community.

Lame ass ai bullshit thumbnail.

37 centimetres bro.

In Alaska we don’t have that hippie regulation bullshit.

With a comment like that I’m guessing you’re underestimating and probably hit up two or three hundred.

Five years is at least two hundred sixty partners which is impressive.

How many years now?

She remembers you well with those two pumps and a squirt.

Congratulations, you’re the ten thousandth six hundred and forty third that she’s had and also that low on her list to call back.

Most of those are still unripe though.

I don’t think they’ve ever been in the same room.

Baron was definitely created with a turkey baster.

Come on drink the piss bro.

That’s why you should drink the piss bro.

Where’s the satire in Fight Club?