Apologies, but where I live it’s 9 o’clog. So it had to be done.

I don’t give a dam.

Credit where credit is due: he’s getting a lot of inspiration straight from his diaper.

You wouldn’t, for as UN ambassador to Greenland you’d know that the U.S. has never recognised the authority of the ICC and even vowed to use military force against it should it… well, get in the way of the U.S.’ lust for war crimes.

It’s puzzling, isn’t it? A man like Gianni Infantino would rather forget how breathing works rather than forgetting how corruption works.

I have offended people before, a lot, but never bananas. I guess that’s a first, then.

Where are the files, Diaper Don?

His diaper sure is.

Same, but unironically so. I thought all major sports bodies (IOC, FIFA, UEFA, …) were deeply corrupt. So… what gives? Did they forget to bribe UEFA officials?

She stayed in the country and became a commentator for broadcasting outlets owned by French billionaire Vincent Bollore’s media conglomerate.

According to French daily Le Monde, Fedorova has been known to be a “protege” of Bollore.

And as always when we’re talking about propaganda in support of authoritarianism, the Epstein class is involved. Maybe there’s a pattern here.

Completely unrelated remark: Monsieur Bollore looks extremely tasty.

Also, we import all most of our bananas from outside the EU.

//Edit: I stand corrected. :)

Remember that the US Vice Twat JD Vance travelled to Hungary to explicitly support Orban.

…and it failed spectacularly, just like his visit to the Pope ended with the church having to replace the poor, broken man. #popekiller

It’s not wrong to be cautious, and we shouldn’t underestimate the U.S. fascists - particularly not the determined grey men standing in second row behind the more public figures. But even though they act all high and mighty they’re only men: petty men, little men, whose grandiose plans have backfired more than once. Sometimes they cannot even fix a fucking pool.

So be on the lookout, but do not despair, do not become cynical, and do not paint these fascist clowns as supervillains whose plans will inevitably come to fruition. They won’t. They will fail. And when the time is right, they’ll get what’s coming for them.

Rare isn’t a binary quality, true. But the name isn’t meaningless either. They’re rare enough that superpowers compete over mining sites.

I’m not a chemist, but I’ve heard that a lot of substances (e.g. rare earths) are engineered into products in a way that makes them next to impossible to recycle. Which is bad because… it’s in their name. 🤔

Here’s a better way: make them pay a part of the recycling costs. The more complex the recycling process, the higher the costs. This will incentivise engineering things from the end of the lifecycle backwards, making components easier to repair and separate at EOL.

Alright, grandpa. Go back to sleep. The nurse will be here to change you any minute now.

They’ve got a point though: we should no longer be buying U.S. goods for that would

• reward this openly hostile behaviour.
• play into Donnie’s fantasy that tariffs will do anything to the U.S. trade deficit on goods.
• continue, if not deepen trade and technological dependency on a country that proved to be as fickle and unreliable as its diapered disaster of a president.

Don’t worry, it’s almost TACO Thursday.

If you choose to get bribed and not to apply your own antitrust laws, that’s on you. Don’t expect us to follow suit.

He can’t. He pooped his diaper again, and Rubio and Miller got carried away with the game of “rock paper scissors” they initially started to figure out who’s going to change Donnie…