just do it

https://kdenlive.org/

one thing about millenial wives : they can linux through a shitty computer. Technically my one’s been using linux longer (this time round) than I have.

1. be rich
2. write the rules
3. own the lawyers.

I think I could learn this https://www.w3schools.com/csS/css3_flexbox.asp

https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/

this is the more “official” place to learn, and I’ve heard bad things about w3schools, but used it fine.

check out neocities, maybe that will help?

Yeah, install remote desktop. Now every time they are slightly confused, you have to drop everything and remote desktop into their machine to get rid of whatever inconvenience they have.

If you try, you might fail. The lesson is : never try.

the newest feature MUST BE most obvious so the metrics make it look worthwhile.

The metrics are the most important thing, haven’t you gone to business school?

I’ve had heard that as a bad joke before, but i experienced it live during a support call.

This reminds me of a turkish standup bit. Paraphrased :

You know we have these regional jokes about people from the north right? Well, I went to do a show there, and I didn’t realise that those jokes are actually events that happen there every day. While I was there, I ended up being in several of these jokes, and in one of them, I was the englishman! When we were trying to get back , I went up to an older gent and I said “uncle, do you know where the airport is” and he responded to me “the airplane airport?” No, there’s a ZEPPLIN that takes off from Rize every half an hour, direct to Istanbul!

Im looking for work and trying to understand what you said.

uses the word “integer” in a communication with the user

Oh honey…

I think they allow it as long as you have the Joual language pack, -tbnk

gotta add the babbage classic :

On two occasions I have been asked, — “Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?” In one case a member of the Upper, and in the other a member of the Lower, House put this question. I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.

One dude just got his phD in computer science and admitted to me he cannot even use his phone. Wish I was joking

I mean, computer science is basically the mathematics of computation. It’s not like the people working on knot theory or topology are great with 3d art or knitting

I’m also impressed with GLM-5.3-Flash. This is similar to Claude Opus 4.8. It’s much smaller and cheaper than GLM-5.3, and still incredibly capable. It’s also actually feasible for an individual person to get hardware to run it, like if you can one day get your hands on a Mac Studio with 512GB of RAM.

512 GB of RAM?!

My brother in christ I don’t even have 12 GB of ram! I don’t even have 512GB of SSD storage!

I thought this was a follow up to :

https://lemmy.world/post/52837955/26212598

so I had a great laugh at it.

That’s a preference though, not a hard loss

yes yes, it’s all AI and IBM so it’s made of the same algos that ran the Nazi concentration camps.

I don’t want to RELISH news of them doing more, and I’m not going to kiss their ass because they spent 0.00000000000001% of their earnings on one patch.

… doesn’t that prove their point?

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