https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87H6m2v4zNs

msn.com

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You bonehead! You should have just run a Fourier transform on it.

https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2013-02-01

hash salt? Believe it or not, also 4

I got a new co-worker once. He was a drummer. I try, but I can’t do rolls and have shitty symmetry. We’re going drinking after work, so on the way there I ask him “how do you get both hands to play the same speed? I keep fucking it up with one side” I think he gave a basic explanation, and we changed topic after a while.

Later on, at the pub, I realise he’s missing several fingers on his left hand.

I then want to die of embarrassment.

I should clarify that it wasn’t all at once.

I should clarify that when they gave me 500 million USD, it wasn’t really in cash, it was in gold bricks.

Threesome with the parents only once

And also an apartment complex.

Please have some perspective. I’ve spent years without getting laid. (in the past)

This was the early nineties in southern Louisiana and I was 17. So that’s two adults in their 30’s and one in her 50’s that had no problem fucking a very poor college student they hired to paint their house.

I hate life. Let me fix that. I hate my life. I have never been in this kind of porny scenario before, despite trying my best. I even worked in a hotel.

… you linked the hindu god

please bring this shit to instagram and whatsapp too, let the foot-shooting turn to head shooting.

Isn’t the point of “falling down” that

It’s eternal september

Nice meme from 2007

And considering how android moves backwards, enshittifies,

Android is becoming a closed ecosystem like apple was from the start

EnShItIfIcAtIoN

it takes two tango

Couldn’t you just go back in time and correct the stuff that wrecked the marriage in the first place?

oh yeah, “just fix them” that’s easy.

Móló by Thy Catafalque. I put the name of the band in the video.

Thy Catafalque is basically the only Hungarian (metal) band I know/listen to.

And now you know why March 8th is International day of what about men

Hey, they tried. Twice. And once legally, not physically.

AI hole perfect place for business data. Totally secret! (Rest of pelican copy pasta)

Pay attention to how much of a fuss is made to the problems that men that aren’t powerful face on November 19th and you’ll understand why.

I’ll try to remember to let you know this time around.