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Everyone clapped. Someone handed over a hundred dollar bill. The name of that Bill? (Bill Clinton/Benjamin Franklin/Albert Einstein)

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Cake day: June 29th, 2023

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  • I put my wife on there first. She bought some trashtops for video calls, then her tower died and she was sick of the trashtops being trash, so I put Mate Ubuntu on there (since she’s a linux noob and mate promised to be good to shit specs). Then her trashtops died, so I put Nyarch on her Tower after diagnosing how many hard drives were boned. Then I put on regular Mint and LMDE on there, and grub had a fit after a while and Nyarch had to be euthanised, and we kept her on regular Mint, and the surviving trashtop is now on LMDE w/ XFCE

    EDIT : I migrated to debian a little bit before her tower died. I waited until I properly settled my migration and citizenship before removing the OS on my only personal computer.





  • at this point just pick a fucking main branch and install the rest of the shit on top. It’s all just fucking linux + package manager + DE.

    Fedora, Arch, Debian, Suse, Slack, Gentoo. Pick one. KDE, LXQT, Gnome, XFCE, Cinnamon, or one of those newfangled WM only DEs.

    Fucking done.

    If you keep jerking off that hard drive , it’ll get hairy.









  • There’s a lot of stuff that we do today that the same people doing it considered pathetic in the 90s.

    Well, when they thought the girl on the other end of the phone sex line or a stripper they kept visiting was their girlfriend, that was pathetic in the 90s, and it still is.

    This is somewhere between fucking your secretary and fucking your vacuum cleaner.