Something that most Americans want and will benefit everyone? Then this will definitely happen!

Where are you that they are doing that? That’s not the case where I am.

You are not fun.

It’s not going away?

It’s just a joke, dweeb. Go outside.

Daylight saving.

Metric time isn’t real. That’s the joke.

Sure, clanker.

Today is May 6th.

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Sir, are you aware that you are leaking coolant at an alarming rate?

“It’s Mountain Time” is what your mom says when she calls me.

I’m an American, and I refuse to switch to metric time.

Laceration Larry

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Em dashes. Bot comment.

Yo, human here. Why the fuck you using all those em dashes? Prove you are a human. You’re a clanker.

AND I BAITED YOU! HAH! GOT YOU, YOU SNAKE IN THE GRASS!

I mean, it CAN be VERY gay, but sometimes it’s not