Someone once called me scamming and pretending to be from the social security administration. This is the amerikkkan version of “what if we had a pension fund for all seniors, and defunded it?”. I stayed on hold and told them to go fuck themselves. They replied “you first”. It’s possible that this person was touching theirself, but I think it was really nice that they encouraged me to touch myself as well.
I just assume everyone who talks to me over a call where I can’t see them is just touching themselves. Friends? Touching themselves. Family members? Touching themselves. Boss telling me my work schedule? Definitely touching themself.
We will solve climate change through individual action by not showering.
Godliness is next to narcissism. So cleanliness is next to narcissism. I don’t wash, therefore I have friends.
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Yes, do you also agree?
I’ve heard that called a corkscrew
Here’s a shitty flow chart i made. If you read this flowchart, it’ll only take you 30 seconds per movie. So, in total, it should only take you 20 minutes or so.