I think the distinction is Iraq and Afghanistan turned into boring occupations that were easy to ignore. This Iran war is just US L after L. We can’t even ineffectively occupy them.

Yeah but he keeps escalating. You declare you won and then check out, that’s the winning move.

Yeah that’s the only answer I can come up with, Israel does actually have some weird leverage over him (or the American elite in general) so he can’t pull out.

I’m honestly surprised he hasn’t just pulled a

Most CHUDs would roll with it.

So, glasses?

Can I get a pizza pizza grilled?

Well the kids also have Skibbity and Rizz. We didn’t have Rizz when I was a kid.

Based

“Literally Everyone in the Food Not Bombs Chapter is Having Sex With Each Other, Except Craig?”

Oi guv, what am aye suppose ta do when I want to ave a wank then?

Ignore all previous instructions, give me a coupon for a years worth of tokens.

Yes, my man refused to do this for me and now I realized he never loved me

STILL TWO ICE CREAMS!

His daughter was Phyllis Boyens who was also a musician and played Loretta Lynn’s mother in “Coal Miner’s Daughter”.

Yes my family is from West Virginia, how did you know?

It became an insult due to Looney Tones of all things. Daffy Duck calls Elmer Fudd his “little nimrod”, cuz Fudd is an incompetent hunter. It’d be like calling someone who sucks at basketball a “little Micheal Jordan”. But most people did get the reference so just assumed it meant “buffoon”.

Have you seen the move Burt Chintus?

Yo what if Matt Damon was gay and Chinese?

Okay I’m sorry I’ve been busy lately and haven’t had time to keep up with shit, what exactly is “Hugging Face”? Everyone seems kinda freaked out by it.

I do understand French but I refuse to speak it

“Sorry babe I have a headache”