I said I know my ABCs, I didn’t say I know how to structure children’s songs. Next you’re going to expect me to be able to work AND be sober at the same time, SHEESH!

Everyone knows the song goes “ex, why, zed. Now I know my ABCs, next time won’t you sing with med”

It’s “Zed” not “Zee”

I wish I complained about how narrow my shoes always were but now my pinky toes are mangled

They didn’t make digital backups?

As if people are proudly displaying participation trophies rather than tossing it out in shame and getting back to training

Off to r/MagicEye now

I first looked at a pic on my phone and it worked so i thought it would look even better if I put it on my tv. Did that and I wasn’t able to get it to work, googled something like “can’t see magic eye on large tv screen but can on phone” and apparently it’s a lot more difficult on large screens. Or maybe you just are old lol

Someone said that they did some research on people who were able to use 3d TVs and 10% couldn’t, or maybe you just haven’t gotten a hang of it yet?

Off to find my house!

Haha that’s the pic that I looked at and realized I could do it

Those barnyard animals are just jealous that you don’t even need to use shampoo

So apparently there’s a couple ways to look at them but with the way I do it, it makes my phone look like a box with depth to it, as if I can reach inside, the red trees are furthest away, green trees and birds a little in front, plants, the water surface looks tilted at an angle and so detailed it looks like you could throw a rock at the screen and it would skip across the water, and then in the very front you have the underwater view where you can see a couple 3d fish and a turtle

I think that’s a deep answer. Insecurities rarely create good situations.

Since you’re from New Zealand, do you own sheep? Have you put a toothbrush on the fence? Do you like Bret McKenzie and Jemaine Clement?

How far away from the tv were you?

Ya we’re talking about the company that secretly throttled phone performance and battery life so nothings outside the realm of possibility

It’s possible that was deliberate but they don’t usually announce things they don’t originally plan on releasing as that can damage their reputation. Possible that they truly couldn’t meet deadlines or that they were purposely trying to create hype, hard to say without being upper management in Apple

I’ve been off apple products for over a decade now other than my 2012 macbook that I basically just use as an exclusively youtube player so I’m not too familiar with Apple Intelligence, it looks like it’s their proprietary AI algorithm so in that case, it’s less staggered release and more the fact that AI gets better the more it is interacted with.

A marketing prof once told me that a lot of phone companies, Apple in specific, split their projects up into several releases as a form of planned obsolescence. You’re more likely to find this in matured and established brand names because they have the power of goodwill to retain their market share whereas an up and coming company relies on being innovative in the sense of being early adopters of new, sometimes not fully tested, technology.

So for example, you see 3 iPhones being released in the span of 2 years. Those were likely 1 project released in a deliberately staggered manner so that “fanboys” “early movers” “brand loyal” (basically materialistic people who either don’t understand or love being manipulated by corps) will pay for 1 project that a team worked on, 3 separate times.

Good choice garfield

No survival plans?

Reasonable choice

The dragonballs from the manga/anime dragonball summon shenron the dragon when you collect them all and you’re allowed to make 1 wish, even including bringing people back from the dead