I was in court today for a crime I didn’t commit. The way the cops talked amongst themselves was so flippant and nonchalant. There’s like this identifiable psychopathic linguistic pattern. It sounds very familiar and reminded me of situations where I’ve dealt with bad people who were actually criminals. Very antisocial and ego driven. They’re mostly bullies who get off on using their legal authority to hurt people. Case got dismissed and I gave them the bird on the way out, it felt great.

Ask any teacher and they’ll tell you that A) kids are getting dumber and more behind academically every year and B) It’s because of phones/social media. When you have 8th graders reading at a 3rd grade level, like over half of the class, that’s a problem. It starts when irresponsible parents shove an iPad in front of their kid at 2 years old and since most parents can’t be bothered to do the right thing (like most people) laws like this are necessary.

Good. Now the U.S please.

Do a chat control shirt next.