The product was actually working just fine. Just depends on whose perspective/motives you’re viewing it from.

Then they’ll create the 100% probability that none of their votes or incumbents will be considered.

She was discarded like a condom at Charlie Sheen’s house.

Worst Black Eyed Peas Song Ever.

Obviously this was a coping mechanism he was using because he couldn’t make women feel anything (including your ex wife).

Yeah but was that just a lie?

“We don’t blame the book because Catcher in the Rye didn’t have a conversation with him and tell him to kill John Lennon. That’s the difference.”

Speak for yourself, please.

Bad Trump 1984 version: “We have always been at war with SNL.”

“Truth Socials is peace. Schools is slavery. Fossil Fuels is strength.”

They’re not smart enough to do that. It’s a poor facsimile.

ID.ME is awful and buggy.

Do you have an App that offers better places to shop?

“GIVE ME BACK MY SON AND A DISCOUNT ON PAPAYA FRUITS!” Sir, this is a 7-11 (both of those are on markup now because you asked).

TBH, alcohol ads are INSUFFERABLE but who needs pregnancy ads blocked?

So are general everyday workplaces. You don’t need to go to a black site in Afghanistan. Just come to my office.

You sound jealous of my good fortune.

Some are tired.

You assume this administration won’t be the one to invade Taiwan. Crazy nonsense like that is how they keep us on our toes.

If only Hollywood Nepotism was this high stakes. Imagine? Arnold Schwarzenegger has died. Now up is his son Patrick from White Lotus who is now on a kill list!

There is nothing on the other side. Only blackness.

Cancel ALL your -tions! Benedictions, Predelictions, Prescriptions, Conniptions, Convictions!