Then there’s the sino-soviet badposting split too…

I love not t ho i nking

Tfw you think it’s just a simple thought, but it’s actually a bunch of abstract concepts in a trench coat

Aaaaaa-choo-a sneeze on that thang

”oh my excuse me just tossing this away, I go through boxes of tissues when my allegories flare up”

Lmao. Holy shit. How have I never put that together.

Al gore is literally an allegory for the democratic party

spelunker

Hmm this is a great allegory for my brain - hungry for more allegories! yim yum

Lmao. I’ve never heard that. So into austerity she became crust for a bit 😂

Whenever I’ve heard her mentioned in US media, they’re just gushing about the idpol of Takaichi’s election and anticipated cabinet with multiple women in it.

I’m picking up on some strong peat flavor. Yim yum.

Also I regularly drive past a church with a sign reading “10 am worship”, and read it as “LOAM WORSHIP” and get a bit disappointed that’s not actually what it is

awoooo

https://www.bonnibrodnick.com/2013/05/you-call-this-childrens-play-stuff-has.html

Neoliberalism is the toxic smelling children’s toy “bloonies”. The bubbles are a bit more durable, but still pop, and also you get cancer

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Awesome! I started looking into this but it’s not my wheelhouse so I got distracted easily lol. That was very interesting to read- I’d compared Reuters, AP, and Al Jazeera - but didn’t really make any conclusions myself lol

That makes sense - and what I figured - I just wish publications would add notes when changing things, or retracting, etc. I’m bad enough at reading comprehension as it is lol

Oh sure it’s all “call me daddy” unless it’s tax season :/

Also since I’m commenting on the news - is my memory absolutely shot or is this like the fourth time this fucking guy has changed his name? I’ve seen him with more alternate spellings than alternate outfits