I think the main reason we never fully recovered from 2008 was because of Mitch McConnell’s personal pet project, Citizens United, which handed full control of the government over to those who caused the problem in the first place.

Like an armored grasshopper humping a wet cheese puff?

Well, yeah… you can’t be an incel if you’re romantically involved with a local soulmate. And you can’t be loyal to these shitheels if you’re not an incel.

Bootstraps.

I understand the point, but as an exercise, try to find four historical figures without glaring character defects. Eventually, I figure we’ll all be either judged or forgotten in time.