People who bought Teslas years ago are like people who bought Hitler’s paintings during his “starving artist” phase.

Sure, I have some sympathy for those who bought them years ago.

But let’s not mince words. If you buy a Tesla today, you are literally a Nazi collaborator.

Those who bought a Tesla much earlier were more like one of those few people who bought one of Hitler’s paintings during his starving artist phase.

Hmmm…you might be on to something!

Well, I’m sure that’s actually quite true!

I mean, there’s not likely to be anything growing in it, but there might be some bacterial spores in there. Can’t be too careful when injecting industrial chemicals directly into your skull.

This is why I do the following once per fortnight:

1. Obtain 1 liter of pharmaceutical-grade acetone.
2. Heat the acetone to 150C to sterilize it.
3. Cover the acetone with a sterile cover and let it cool to room temperature.
4. While the acetone is cooling, drill a small hole in skull with a heat-sterilized drill bit. (Or re-use previously drilled skull port.)
5. Once cooled, using a large syringe, inject 1 liter of sterile acetone directly into skull.
6. Shake head around for 2 minutes, let sit for 30 minutes.
7. After 30 minutes, attach new sterile needle to syringe and insert into skull port.
8. Withdraw 1 liter of fluid from skull.

Acetone will dissolve the microplastics inside your brain. Afterwards, the resulting solution can simply be syringed out and discarded. Alternately, the resulting solution can be recycled as an effective paint thinner.

/s (This WOULD remove microplastics from your brain, but it would also mean you wouldn’t have to worry about microplastics at all, on the account of simply being dead.)