No everybody loves the most bigly numbers everyone has ever seen. Make it one thousand octrillion per cent more than russia. Actually lower the tariffs on everything russian by the same amount.

At this point It would be funny if the other parties forced him to have absurdly high tariffs like ten-quadrillion percent on everything. Just do it

Easy: build a network city owned by corporations. Call it champaigne. No one will notice (in the us)

Friendship with Canada ended. Now Putin is best friend