A Nintendeck!

I hear you get a special prize if you get to 100.

I’ll go get my sledgehammer.

No, fast food and supermarkets primary business model is to sell you food. The privacy violations are just a bonus. Facebooks primary business model is to violate your privacy. The fact that you can talk to your friends is just a bonus.

Anybody can make shit up with a slop generator.

Literally every computing device runs better without transparency or animations. I disable them on everything.

But then how will they indoctrinate you through ads? Think of the advertisers!!

I mean, who among us ISN’T obsessed with UFOs.

Elon Musk didn’t found shit. He’s a fucking loser poser.

The PS1 startup noise is still the greatest noise of all human civilization.

I’m gonna have to sit down and watch that in full, but you’re opening a can of worms here. 😂

I came here to chew bubblegum and to block ads, and I am all out of bubblegum.

Lots of websites work poorly on Firefox compared to Chrome. They optimize for Chrome because that’s where the userbase is. If you’re not on Chrome then fuck you I guess.

It’d be a coinflip on whether or not they even knew what an operating system was.

I’ve tried explaining what Linux is to people, and when I mention it’s an operating system, its not uncommon to hear the response, “What’s an operating system?” 😑

Awful poster.

Oh man, I forgot about this show. I always wanted to watch it, thanks!