Fuck Trump. We promised we would protect them.

As a society we (the US( are the absolute worst.

We are collectively on 3rd base compared to so many nations and we just screw the pooch because Fox News told us to do so.

Because when it rains poof, no more magnets.

The calculator comes with guarantees.

Look, as long as I can keep the mistranslations that back up my internalized bigotry, I’m good.

I’m a millennial bin used to having that for dinner.

Ok, what can I afford then???