

Leaving a house party with my mate once early morning. Walking up a hill outside and he’s on the phone to my cousin. He paused, sniffed, and went ‘are you eating bacon?!’
My cousin was in fact eating bacon.
Idk what would even prompt him to ask such a question it’s like he was connected to that bacon on a quantum level.
Next up: the Netherlands, nine in ten teenagers cycling home at night with no lights and no care in the world.