Those wooden shoe wearing bicyclist will rue the day they didn’t put up the for sale sign! /s

You can’t bring freedom to a backwards and obviously oppressed people without putting the DJT signature on the bottom on the check. Freedom costs a buck o’ five. /s

• Baggage fees save lives!?!?
• Hate listening to small children while traveling? This one trick might save your sanity.

Probably negotiating the minting more DJT Caesar commemorative proofs. Act now and you can get a SECOND DJT CAESAR commemorative proof free. ~(additional shipping and handling charges will apply).~

Realistically if the Cheeto in chief doesn’t fuck it up the big telco vendors will just take it and provide nothing like all the previous attempts.