I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

There are other sites than PornHub, ya know.

Russia wants to keep a rainy day fund in the event of Western intervention.

That’s what the nukes are for. The ones that still work, anyway.

… and he folded faster than superman on laundry day.

gas-as-a-subscription service. For $300 a month you can get gas at select service stations at no cost to you. Terms and conditions apply.

The fuzz is literally all over him.

Authorities of the Hong Kong Zoological and Botanical Gardens are now keeping a close watch on a monkey which is displaying unusual movement and appetite.

That 10th monkey is looking mighty sus.

Well, my second thought was, “that’s pretty short-sighted if you’re gonna Zionist all over the destroyed area… why would you introduce a carcinogen when…” and by then it clicked. The zionists don’t want carcinogens either, but explosively spreading existing asbestos is the price they’re willing to pay for genocide.

I admit, first time I read that headline I was like, “WHAT? Israel adding Asbestos to their bombs now? How sinister. What’s next - radon?” It took a minute to get up to speed.