Big Rock, Kentucky, July 15-26, 1964, Willie Cornett. Photo taken by William Gedney.

This is a reason I’ll never go to China unless it’s with thousands of others who also don’t want to be there and professional logisticians taking care of the food problem.

That kind of thing brings my blood to 100°.

https://lemmy.world/post/49151085

If my house burns down overnight and there were dishes in the sink, hey, at least I didn’t waste time and water washing them. It’s not laziness, it’s creating opportunities for catastrophic resource optimization.

Does watching the movie Gigli count?

This is one that you might hear early in a career, get good out of spite, and drop on an incompetent newbie of your own shortly before retiring. An insult handed down through generations of reformed shitty tradespeople.

Or a street day.

Stop, you monster, they’re already dead!

It’s about the journey, not the destination.

Cart Narcs know they’d be out of their jurisdiction there.

It’s a common feature. Due to a well-earned lack of trust, they are usually placed somewhere that allows an employee to watch for shenaniganery. If people weren’t garbage, this monitoring would not be necessary.

I just wear Crocs, it’s worked all right for me so far.

Except for that really expensive one that takes nearly two decades to cure.

Yeah, it’s a problem with multiple solutions in the real world but they could be left out in the open and forgotten until it’s time to restock in the everybody-is-good-iverse.

Free condoms in unsupervised containers. Some shithead with a needle will do shithead things. Probably post it to InstaTok or whatever too.

No.

Look out for a hot air balloon doing a high-speed pass.

Order #2319, coming right up.