Let’s see if they can swim.

Paint me with that broad brush.

In a marginally better timeline, it’d be parked off their coast for other reasons.

Robinson, whose real name is Stephen Yaxley-Lennon…

Always worth pointing out that his Urist McNormalguy pseudonym is as much of a lie as everything else dribbling out of his mouth.

I hope we find out what was going through their heads (before the other stuff that was going through their heads) with this plan. The buffoonery would be funny if it wasn’t so dangerous.

Russia: “Waaah! Just because I’m doing an extermination war on you doesn’t mean you get to hit back! матушка!”

Lock the Kremlin stooge in the bathroom and vote a mechanism into place. Only let them out when it’s done so they can pack their shit and leave.

How hard can you throw it?

Exactly. Can a man not beat his meat in the privacy of a road shoulder anymore? What is this world coming to?

“A member suggests the absence of a quorum, the clerk will call the roll. Non-verbal responses only so this doesn’t get annoying to transcribe.”

“Thank you. Sheeple 1, Sheeple 2, Sheeple 3… Sheeple… …”

[The rest of this audio recording is silent except for some occasional snoring.]

archive[.]li…

That’s the malicious .today service with a different domain. There’s a list on the sidebar of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archive.today if you were seeking to avoid it.

He’s not attractorve enough.

Classic blunder, he shouldn’t have given them ID. The whole case falls apart once they put “John Doe” on the paperwork.

But what they don’t tell you is that the bed was resisting a rest.

Sorry, we meant to say VVPN but Cortana Copilot autocorrected it. It’s a virtual VPN, you get to feel like your browsing is private without wasting processor cycles on silly little things like added layers of encryption.

Enough of this nerd talk though, let’s get Edging™!

Might makes rights vanish.

12 minutes longer than they should have been there in the first place. People called Russians they go the house.

Do they paint little baby silhouettes on the side of The Kirya or just use tally marks?

Either that or whet your appetite for the real deal. Hope you’re able to find this porky man of yours, gotta catch 'em all.

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