What? Flathub.org doesn’t look like a porn site at all what are you talking about?

This is mikkkro$$oft we’re talking about here, making things more efficient has never been their strong suit

Any ID check more involved or more technological than the guy at the liquor store glancing at it and shrugging is a scam and a security hole.

Glenp Owl

They literally started as a piracy site

I have seen them accelerate at 9.8m/s^2

(they’re pretty clumsy)

You don’t need an antivirus on linux.

and even if you stay on you shouldn’t be paying for av, the built in defender is just as adequate as any of the paid stuff.

coworker says “I’m old fashioned” and refuses to employ the simplest keyboard shortcuts

Which do they think came first?

Objectively the moderate wing of fascism

Make browsers user agents again

I’ve had good luck with the behind! extension for firefox in digging through websites’ image-hiding hijinks

That thing all the AI Risk techbros have been publicly wringing their hands about, the paperclip maximizer, does actually exist. They just never noticed because they expect it to be computer.

It’s called the publicly traded company and the paperclips are shareholder value.

Only cat-headed eagles

Uninstall windows

My phone just shows the infinity symbol for tab count. Probably like a hundred on my desktop

You do not need an antivirus

The easiest, fastest, cheapest way to get good automated scans of every page of a book is to slice the spine off.

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