Looks more like a crustacean carnation station, imo

Officer, I wasn’t the one looking at her butt

Why do you think they called her Bubbles?

My guess was going to be vintage pornography.

At least 3

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How did we end up in a world where you’re worshiped for being cartoonishly evil? Like, literal Seussian shit. I can practically see the smugly indifferent Who operating the wacky grind-down-books-to-make-billionaires-money machine.

I mean how else would I wash it?

Based on where his head is, how tall he appears to be, and the size of the boat, my guess is lying in a fetal position

Jeez, it just keeps getting worse >.<

Oh man, I know DnD horror stories are commonplace, but that one’s bad.

Still one of my all-time favorite SpongeBob gags

On its face, making war more hellish to dissuade people from waging war sounds like a good idea. Where it falls apart is that the ones waging war typically aren’t the ones going through hell.

Mine has the opposite. If the timer goes off, there’s no stopping it. It’s going to do the whole sequence of beeps whether you like it or not.

Look, Whiskers told us you’ve been on a lot of weird forums lately and, well… we’re worried you’re turning into a mewgenicist.

To think there was a time when a president was ousted for lying about a blowjob from a consenting adult

I’m never going to be able to swallow Wesley Crusher getting turned into a demigod for being The Most Specialest Boy™ and helping Space Native Americans keep their Space Land.

The most insulting part is that I’m not even using Space Native American as an overly reductive dismissal of a fictional race, they were literally fucking Native Americans in fucking space. It’s like one of the writers saw the TOS episode with the black and white people and said, “Nah, too subtle. We need to reenact the Trail of Tears…but in space!”

Mmmm, 3 inches of diok 😋