minus-squaredarkishgrey@lemmy.worldtoAsk Lemmy@lemmy.world•What crazy pickup line worked on you? (or for you?) linkfedilinkarrow-up32·4 days agoA guy used this one on me, only he did the gesture and said, “Ha. Made you come with one finger.” I thought that was the dumbest shit I’d ever heard in my life and bust out laughing. But I guess it worked, bc we’ve been married for 17 years. linkfedilink
minus-squaredarkishgrey@lemmy.worldtoAsk Lemmy@lemmy.world•Scenario: You are bored and don't have much energy, but not tired enough to sleep, what do you do?linkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 days agoPlay a house flipping game until my eyeballs burn. linkfedilink
A guy used this one on me, only he did the gesture and said, “Ha. Made you come with one finger.”
I thought that was the dumbest shit I’d ever heard in my life and bust out laughing.
But I guess it worked, bc we’ve been married for 17 years.