Here is the solar system. The planets are the people in the swings, the sun is the center of the ride. The gravitational force from the sun are the cables supporting the riders.

Even though our speed circling the solar system is preventing our planet from falling into the sun, from the perspective of the planet, it doesn’t feel like we’re just leisurely floating. It feels a little more like this

Just like on any spinny ride, if you find a way off of it while it’s still going, it gives you a little boost away from itself

Comparatively, the energy required to fly off the ride

is nearly passive next to the energy required to claw your way to the center

I betcha the money will be moved around and eventually discovered with a few million missing.

Could fix this by switching to a theoretical physics engine.

I don’t like how quickly my brain made sense of this

I use it to wipe other people’s noses, and then clone them into one mega-human when I get home.

Thank you for your sacrifice

I’d do my job for free, if I could! But I can’t, mostly because I’d burn the office down with you inside it. Do you offer wage increases based on performance reviews?

I know this anecdote is very unique, but my wife found a tiny puppy that was incredibly sick. Everywhere we knew of was closed, except for Banfield. The tech who took him back told us that all of the health conditions they could identify were easily treatable, but very expensive. They later called us to pick up the puppy and confirmed that everything was treatable but would cost hundreds of dollars. She gave us some recommendations for food and care, told us to go buy those items, and then meet her in the parking lot in half an hour when she gets off work; she’d give us advice on where to find cheap medicine. When we met her in the parking lot, she gave us a paper bag filled with all the medicines we’d need. We asked how we should pay for them, and she said, “fuck this place, I stole them. You can pay for the medications by never bringing another pet to Banfield.”

I’m pretty sure I’ve seen some systems with stereoscopic cameras or Kinect-like laser grids

I thought that the frog sings and dances, but only when the talent agent isn’t looking

two stolen trailers carrying $1.3 million in data center supplies

What were these, trailers for ants!?

I tell my wife all the time: if you can at least put it in the fridge, then it won’t go bad. If I don’t like where you put it, I can always reorganize later. I can’t un-spoil food.

Me, and I couldn’t be more proud of her for at least trying.

Oh my God… My neighbors live in some dwellings!

Kevin Clash, the baby dinosaur, or a Corvette-owner-shaped turd?

Yikes! How’d you find a video of me?!

Something something sense of accomplishment…

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