There’s a genocidal war criminal in Israel could use a bit of that.

Of course. They’re very good a selective outrage.

And the FBI thought having to watch people through their computer screens was a shitty job.

Play to your strengths, I guess.

“Squawk! Get out of there, other bird’s jizz! You do not belong in there! You are not my jizz! Squawk!”

So do ducks. And pigs.

Isn’t that one of Musk’s sock puppets?

It was a serious question. Thank you for providing a serious answer.

The Continental Army taking over the airports from the British during the American Revolutionary War in the 1770s.

/s

I heard he has a poor work ethic. In school, he cut one entire week. At work he likes to blow off entire months.

Still, I’ll give him credit for his hobby as a fromager. He sure does like to cut the cheese.

On the opposite side, why do vegans spend so much time and energy trying to make replacements of meat products? Not protein, but vegan sausages, vegan bacon, vegan eggs, that sort of thing. They’re trying to replace the very thing they gave up with something that looks and tastes like the very thing they gave up.

It’d be funny if AGI emerged, hooked into manufacturing plants, and announced the best way forward for humanity was for it to kill the billionaires.

Justice League, but with Weird Al as Wonder Woman.

Don’t caunz the raw prawn with me, mate!

Lifting the what? In my house we lift nothing! The toilet is ready to receive at a moment’s notice without all this ‘lifting’ malarkey!

Pete Nutall

Rod Hardson

Jim Dick

Dick Batter

Greg ‘Stiffy’ Hunt

Republican Convention Men: “The site I use to find people to go down went down!”

The way regressive bigots and their toadies are gaining power all over the world? We’ll probably find out in a couple of months.

Hey, come on, now. Trump can’t even spell Nazi.

I don’t know if people are aware of this, but Trump has told a furphy or two in his time. Crazy, I know, but he has.